How Long Does Weed Stay In Your Urine?
Phil Farmer
Editor-in-Chief
“You need to take a drug test.” These words strike fear into the hearts of all stoners around the globe. Your mind begins to race, you start to sweat. Keep it cool, man! When is the last time I smoked? How long do I have before the test? You begin to consider moving to Mexico and leaving this life you once knew behind. Get a grip!

Once you settle down a bit, the first important question will crop up in your mind; how long does weed stay in your urine? We have all heard the old adage that marijuana stays in your system for 30 days. Well, I’m here to tell you that this is not true. Well, maybe. Like many scientific topics, how long THC stays in your urine is actually quite a nuanced subject.

How long until there’s no more THC in your piss will depend on a few factors. How often do you smoke? When was the last time you smoked? How big or small of a person are you? All of these answers can vastly change the timeframe to get weed out of your system.

“You need to take a drug test.” These words strike fear into the hearts of all stoners around the globe.
For the purposes of this article, we will just focus on urinalysis. You can also be drug tested by measuring THC in the blood, saliva, or hair. Depending on which of these tests, your method of prevention being found out changes.

Down to brass tacks, how long does weed stay in your urine? As I mentioned before, the amount of time will depend on your size and how often you smoke. It will also matter your THC of preference. If you are smoking dabs Measuring the effect your weight has on how long THC stays in your system can be a little tricky. Thankfully, it’s a little easier to map out how often you smoke and its effect on your clearing your system of THC:

  • For single use: up to 8 days
  • For frequent use: up to 15 days
  • For regular use: up to 30 days
  • For heavy use: up to 45-77 days

Now, we here at Red Eye Chronicle are well aware that the reason you need to know how long weed stays in your urine is that you want to pass this drug test with flying colors.

Unfortunately, there is ultimately no certain way to pass a urine test without traces of THC, especially if you are a particularly heavy smoker. There are products out there, like detox pills, and detox drinks, that can be purchased solely for the purpose of cleaning your urine for drug traces.

Some smokers, in desperate cases, will even go as far as to use synthetic urine to pass a test, which can be pretty risky. We will cover synthetic urine in its own articles since we may or may not have some experience in the subject.

“Measuring the effect your weight has on how long THC stays in your system can be a little tricky.”
PHIL FARMER
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